一条短信(短信接龙)

<p><font color="#008000">四只老鼠吹牛：甲：我每天都拿鼠药当糖吃；乙：我一天不踩老鼠夹脚发痒；丙：我每天不过几次大街不踏实；丁：时间不早了，回家抱猫去咯。</font><br/></p><p>[em07][em07]</p><p>大家把有意思的短信贴上吧...</p>

<p>你要不把名字改成接龙猫？</p><p>鲜闻你发的帖子不是接龙的。</p>

<p>再来一条</p><p><font color=\"#008000\">20年前爸爸抱着你等车，人都笑话孩子长得难看，爸爸哭了。一卖香蕉的老大爷拍拍爸爸说：“大兄弟别哭了，拿只香蕉给猴子吃吧！真可怜，饿的都没毛了。”</font><br/></p>[em17]

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>上户</i>在2006-9-24 11:41:47的发言：</b><br/><p>你要不把名字改成接龙猫？</p><p>鲜闻你发的帖子不是接龙的。</p></div><p>哈哈,本来论坛上发帖的也就是那么几个人,</p><p>我想接龙比总是瞎掰那些无聊的话要好</p>

老鼠没女朋友特别郁闷，终于一只蝙蝠答应嫁给他，老鼠十分高兴。别人笑他没眼光，老鼠：你们懂什么，她好歹是个空姐。

<p>一女奇丑，嫁不出去，希望被拐卖。终于梦想成真，却半月卖不出去。绑匪将其送回，她坚决不下车，绑匪咬牙一跺脚：走 ，车不要了</p><p>一小学生对已暗恋许久的老师表白.老师说这样不对,可他不听.最后老师受不了了,说:“我不要小孩子啦!”小学生说:“老师,我一定会很小心的?”</p><p></p>

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LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">尊敬的用户您好：您的话费余额已不足</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">0.1</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">元，请您在近日内：卖儿卖女卖大米，砸锅卖铁卖点儿血，卖房卖地卖老婆，把话费交上。谢谢合作！中国电信。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">别跟我狂！容易死亡！别跟我装！容易受伤！群殴你没人！单挑你不行！我轻则把你打成张海迪！重则把你捶成木乃伊！给你点面子！把你打得生活不能自理。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我一直都守在你身边，也一再为你担心，今天你吃得饱吗？睡得好吗？深夜会冷吗？我向来都知道你就是不会照顾自己，每当我一走开，你就从猪栏跳出去。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">因为口渴，上帝创造了水；因为黑暗，上帝创造了火；因为我需要朋友，所以上帝让你来到我身边，从而上帝失去了盛饭的桶！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">计划生育部长下乡普查，问老农：您知道近亲为什么不能结婚吗？老农憨厚的笑答：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵，太熟，不好下手</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">怎么回事？刚才拨打你手机，铃声响后手机提示语音说：对方正在裸奔请稍候在拨。</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
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  P: O( M% h/ A, g. p% y                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">你是否孤独寂寞？如果是，那么你下楼去买一根绳和一根棍，将绳子系在棍上，在起</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
                </span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">风时去楼顶挥动棍子。别人要问你：干什么呢？你就说：我抽风呢！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
9 `7 q% k& @# _& @% f                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">二他骂，泥介四赶骂七呀？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">桑发员达管斯七！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">原高被高？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">原高！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">原高，够牛笔地呀！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">牛笔骂呀，被强见了！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">” <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">恋爱了吧！高兴了吧！从此花钱大了吧！结婚了吧！爽了吧！从此有人管了吧！离婚</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
                </span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">了吧！自由了吧！做爱要花钱了吧！艾滋了吧！傻了吧！躺在床上等死吧！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
" d& a3 @' [1 ?# v  ?) U                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">I am Hong Tao Liu</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">，外宾曰：我他妈还是方片七呢！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
, L3 B- l, [. {                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">有种东西叫王水知道吗？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">3HCl+1HNO3,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">效果不错，价钱便宜量又足，我们一直用他</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我要让这天，不再遮我的眼；我要让这地。不再埋我的心；我要让世人明白我的意；我要让万千神佛都灰飞烟灭。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><br/></span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我要让你接收我的心！！！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><br/></span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">回复</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">(30):</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">接</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">11</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">楼的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><br/>“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">那爷牛笔亚！文鹰！（稳赢）</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”<br/>“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">牛笔骂呀，人了实钱了（使钱）</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">” <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">你知道吗？再过一万年也不会出现一个比我更爱你的人！你知道吗？我的爱在你周围的每个角落！你知道吗？我发错人了！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">猪不会说话，只会用鼻子哼哼。</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
                </span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">就像某些女生，动不动就：哼！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">寒冷的夜晚，一想起你温暖的身体，柔嫩的肌肤，我便心驰神往，不能自主，好渴望拥你进入梦乡</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">……</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">……</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">棉被</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
' _- h0 l  P- M  {5 O: z7 N( M                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">月黑风高的晚上你化身为那位忍者威风凛凛地站在紫禁之巅。忽见你侧身回首抽出一柄宝刀仰天吼道：磨剪子嘞，镪菜刀！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
* g& `8 N1 \0 f4 e/ f' [: I                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我一直都守在你身边，也一再为你担心，今天你吃得饱吗？睡得好吗？深夜会冷吗？我向来都知道你就是不会照顾自己，每当我一走开，你就从猪栏跳出去。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我看见你上电视了，真的很抢眼，很上镜，广告中你的样子好可爱，好自信，我就说嘛，猪饲料的广告找你做模特准行。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
) f8 o3 o- L: w# U  L3 F                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">小猪伤心地哭，妈妈问：哭什么。小猪说：我觉得自已很笨。妈妈安慰说：不要哭，看这条短信的人比你更笨。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">当你收到此讯息，你的手机已经中毒了，请在</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">30</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">秒内脱光衣服，裸体自转</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">10</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">圈，否则手机停用，你还笑！还不快脱！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">
                        <p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">没事..没事..没事..没事.没事..没事..没事..没事..没事..没事.跟你说没事你还一直按下去，猪头喔！你！<p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">你在偷偷想我吗</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">?</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">你真的是在偷偷想我吗</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">如果你真的想我就告诉我啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我不会不让你想我的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">大家讲道理嘛</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">.</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我也想你啊。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">一江春水一江涛</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">发个信息给草包</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">草包准把手机掏</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">掏出手机往下看</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">发现自己是笨蛋</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">,</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">明知自己是笨蛋还要傻傻往下按</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">四鸟吹牛：麻雀说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我是老鹰中吸毒的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">，乌鸦说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我是孔雀中烧锅炉的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">，鹦鹉说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我是燕子中坐台的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">，烤鸭说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">你们算什么，老子是练</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">****</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">功自焚的！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”<p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">仅仅是一阵风也罢了，偏偏是这样永恒；仅仅是一场梦也罢了，偏偏的这样真实。你低头不语，我却难以平静。我终于禁不住要对你说：你，你放屁先说一声啊！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">现代美女宣言：把</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">60</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">岁的男人思想搞乱，把</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">50</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">岁的男人财产霸占，让</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">40</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">岁的男人妻离子散，把</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">30</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">岁的男人腰杆搞断，让</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">20</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">岁的男人都他妈滚蛋！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">就要和你说再见了，看见你满脸写着无辜，我的心都碎了，为什么深深选择过，却又要匆匆放弃，我是多想把你永远留在身边，但队长说了：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">部队不许养猪！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”<p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">我自幼家贫，别人买得起大把玫瑰，而我的钱只够买盆仙人球，现在我捧着仙人球来到你面前，鼓起勇气对你说出那三个字</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">——————————————————————————————————————————“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">坐上去！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">”<p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"left\" style=\"MARGIN: 5pt 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">你可知道我见不到你时就想到死，我尝试用面条上吊，用豆腐砸头，用棉条割脉，用</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\">VC</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;\">服毒，用碰碰车撞山，用降落伞跳楼，最后我选择了用电池触电</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Comic Sans MS\'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;\"><p></p></span></p>