[分享]大话版《我们的自习室》--没看过大学自习室的不要进来（申精）

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src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy14.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>好不容易练到了2转一百多级<img alt="78" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy78.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我这一出城我考真是豁然开朗<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>这他 妈 的地方就真没多少人<img alt="18" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy18.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>说时迟那时快我就换了装备<img alt="40" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy40.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>朝着人堆我就跑了过去<img alt="90" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy90.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我这一跑不要紧<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>竟然被偷袭<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>抬头一看发现对面闪出一队人<img alt="74" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy74.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我心说得亏哥们原来我的敏高<img alt="78" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy78.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>要不然还不被你整的见小白呀<img alt="78" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy78.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我心说得亏哥们原来我的敏高<img alt="45" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy45.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>要不然还不被你整的见小白呀<img alt="78" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy78.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>要PK还得抓点紧不是于是乎我加入到了我朋友的队伍<img alt="90" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy90.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>旁边队里骂骂咧咧流氓还挺多<img alt="74" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy74.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>他们骂的那个操来操去我就忍了<img alt="91" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy91.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>但是跑来看热闹的朋友咋就不知道站好呢<img alt="78" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy78.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>你们来来回回的真当走城门啊<img alt="35" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy35.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>不一会儿我的身边就站满了邻居。可这城东的气氛就有点不对劲了<img alt="83" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy83.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>咋就不对劲了<img alt="83" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy83.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>咋就不对劲了<img alt="55" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy55.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>站在我旁边的是一队SB<img alt="80" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy80.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>真是有说有笑啊<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>有打有闹啊<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>根本没把我这被杀者放在眼力<img alt="54" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy54.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我心说算了<img alt="36" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy36.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>还是少损两句<img alt="99" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy99.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>毕竟人家是无敌的杀手团体<img alt="99" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy99.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>后面那个小号多少有些离谱<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>问候我们老母。做的的确刻苦。<img alt="78" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy78.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>苦莫非他是传说中的口臭杀手<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>要不然嘴里就唠唠叨叨没完<img alt="55" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy55.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>可是满口喷粪得有时有晌啊<img alt="35" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy35.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>你那唧唧喳喳的下流语言能不能改成默念<img alt="83" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy83.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>左边那个仙女他就十分风骚<img alt="86" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy86.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>看她那头顶上的井九八像大便一样没完没了<img alt="74" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy74.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>这唏唏哗哗的花样还真不少#3我心想大妹子<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>几天没拉了<img alt="55" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy55.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>右面那个狐狸专门负责买香可姐姐<img alt="83" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy83.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>你买个东西不能跑起来没完<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>不一会的工夫就跑去买了5趟#3有啥货你不能一气儿买完<img alt="78" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy78.gif" align="middle" border="0"/> 你看你们带队那个男人他就真的挺吊<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>表情很冷酷<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>啥话也不说<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>原来他TMD竟然是个已经掉线的#3原来他MD竟然是个已经掉线的#3我说唉唉唉唉唉呀我去<img alt="36" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy36.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我说这个服务器我的兄弟姐妹们纳<img alt="36" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy36.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>你们真的真的是来玩大话的吗<img alt="36" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy36.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>不是我的冤家派来故意玩我的吧<img alt="83" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy83.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>不是我的冤家派来故意玩我的吧<img alt="83" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy83.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>这时候走过来一个美丽的女仙#1她盯着我我的位置走了过来<img alt="89" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy89.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我这心里扑腾扑腾的开始乱跳<img alt="97" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy97.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>?她停在我，面前说你死定了！??真是莫名其妙#3是不是她在搞笑<img alt="83" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy83.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>可是她竟从身上拿出一支香<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>香名没看清楚只看清PK俩字<img alt="83" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy83.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>就看见那位大小姐正得意的看着我她得意的笑<img alt="75" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy75.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>她得意的笑<img alt="75" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy75.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>那种感觉就像：菜鸟<img alt="18" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy18.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>你新来的吧<img alt="80" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy80.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>新新新新新来的吧<img alt="60" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy60.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>你说我是新新新新新来的吧<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我说妹子我这眼瞅都3转的人了<img alt="99" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy99.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>对于你们这PK一族还是无可奈何<img alt="99" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy99.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>最后一声得还是发扬风格<img alt="75" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy75.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>不杀你我我还闪不行吗我#0我闪闪闪闪我闪闪闪#0我闪闪闪闪我闪哪疙瘩去啊<img alt="52" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy52.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>只要功夫深就能铁杵磨成针<img alt="56" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy56.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>要是黄天还不负我这样的大话有心人<img alt="40" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy40.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>最终我找到一个安静的角落86我心说终于终于可以练级了<img alt="90" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy90.gif" align="middle" border="0"/> 突然一行红字跳入了眼帘<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>以迅雷不及掩耳之势在屏幕上写着：服务器下午三点维修<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>谢谢合作！24<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>服务器下午三点维修谢谢合作！<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我一瞅表我考这不两点六十了吗<img alt="54" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy54.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>你们这帮家伙简直TMD强盗#4我背起书包骂了一句：VERY WELL！这就是咱们的服务器<img alt="75" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy75.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>咱们的大话！<img alt="36" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy36.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>这就是咱们的服务器<img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>咱们的大话！<img alt="99" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy99.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>走~走~走~走走走！走~走~走~走走走！<img alt="99" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy99.gif" align="middle" border="0"/>我说这个服务器的我的兄弟姐妹们呐，你们真的真的是来玩大话的吗？<img alt="55" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy55.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img alt="24" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy24.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img alt="55" src="http://bbs.yezizhu.com/images/xyemot/xy55.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><br/>

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不就是大学生自习室的翻版嘛``