<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我这人的适应能力一向很强,尤其像采购部这种女多男少的地方,我很快就和新同事们(主要是女同事们)打成了一片。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">4 _4 C4 L s4 X e$ Y7 o
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">采购部连我在内一共十一个人,七女四男。除我之外,还有三个男的。一个姓罗,绰号骡子。这</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">一看就知道是个油子,鬼精鬼精的。同时也是个</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">SL</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,别人虽然喊他骡子,估计他自认为自己是头种马。因为是搞采购的,经常全国各地跑,所以他也全国各地</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> IAO</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,自称阅</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">无数、中华炮神。这</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">的网名也相当的牛</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">X</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,叫什么“处女签定委员会委员长”,据他说,只要他拿眼一看,就知道那女的是不是</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">CN</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">。由于臭味相同,我和他很快就成了好朋友(或者叫狼友),时不时听他讲一讲各地小姐的不同之处,倒还是蛮长知识的。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, N K' M" m0 O4 ?. c& v
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">剩下二个男人,一个姓杜,妈的典型的小男人,一毛不拔的铁公鸡,偶一向最烦这种人,所以和他并不怎么相来。另一个是老张,看上去上实巴交的,其实越是像这种人越是厉害,所以偶也不敢轻易招惹。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3 l0 m" `1 n1 o7 w5 h# q& [
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[57</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">):</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">七个女同事都是少妇。其实说她们都是少妇,有些夸张了,因为她们里面有一个已经四十了,算是熟妇吧。熟妇名叫陈有容,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NNDX</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,那对咪咪简直只能用海这个字来形容。如果说白琳是美乳,副总是巨乳,她的则是爆乳了。形像一下,副总是叶玉卿级别的(也就是标准的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">36D</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">)她则是叶子媚级别的(也就是</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">42H</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">)。每每看到她胸前的样子,我总会想:她的东东估计能甩到背后去吧。看来古语说的没错呀:无欲则刚,有容奶大</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~~ </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">其他的六人</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">MM</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">里面,有两个已经离婚(哀悼一下中国的婚姻制度),另有两个其实没结婚,不过已经和男友同居,成天老公老公地喊她们的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">BF</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,唉,哪一天她们被甩了,她们就知道,老公这个词是不能随便喊的哦。还有一个是标准的人妻少妇,不过长相偶就不敢恭唯了。剩下的最后一个就是白琳了,不过她是个另类,寡妇呀,那可是可遇而不可求的东东啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~~~ </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">对了,副总的名字还没告诉大家呢?她叫蒋楠,是楠木的楠,不是武藤兰的那个兰。</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">' O' Q' x5 v0 b8 `7 C6 U1 |
</font></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[58</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">晃一下调到采购部已经半个多月了,虽然和其他人很快地熟识,但是在白琳那边,却是进展甚微。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,她始终装作以前和我不认识的那种样子,搞得我一度以为她那天是不是被鬼附身了所以才会记忆全失。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3 X8 B- G, S! m! \9 c1 ^% q
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">而且她人也比较孤僻,可能是因为自己是个寡妇的原因吧。反正她很少和别人说话,和蒋楠一样,都是冷面人。不过她的冷和蒋楠又有区别,蒋楠是那种骄傲的目中无人的冷,她则是那种温柔的默默的冷。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
9 _" I/ _- R% S- K& ` </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">白琳的冷漠让我有些手足无措,偶真想当面锣对面鼓的问她还记不记得那晚电梯里的事情?偶甚至还想对她说偶曾经摸过她的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">MIMI</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">。但我始终都忍了下来,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">MD</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,我倒要看看她能玩儿失忆玩儿得什么时候。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">; s* W" ^" P6 L3 V7 x- r
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">于是偶开始不再注意白琳,而是每天和办公室里的其他女人打得火热。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"># j' e0 [, T) o) t1 E
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[59</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">一天下午,办公室里的人都闲得没啥事,蒋楠开会去了,也没人管我们。于是在一起吹牛</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">B</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">。先是谈韩剧什么的,我刚说了句《大长今》不好看,马上被人群起而攻,几个美女一起骂偶不懂艺术。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,好男不跟女斗,偶忍了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
) C! C8 N- R+ r2 t, t </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">说着说着,话题就从电视转到网络上了。一说到网络,大家就开始说什么芙蓉姐姐之类的东东,偶听着好笑。于是对陈有容(就是那个波霸)说:陈姐,有没兴趣我们俩一起到网络上炒作一下,我帮你炒,保证你比芙蓉姐姐还红!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
; Z" d2 ~0 E, U* x+ V" d7 _4 W </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">陈有容听完就笑:我哪有人家芙蓉姐姐年轻呀,要炒你也要跟人家小周炒才对!她嘴里的小周就是采购部里的那两个准少妇之一,叫周静,身材高高的,长得蛮不错的。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">1 k, B( }+ w+ n6 d# R# ]! T. y
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">那你就错了。我故意盯着她胸前说:你知道芙蓉姐姐凭什么火吗?不就是凭她胸前那两个排球?这一点你比她强呀,你那可是两个篮球呀!周静的那是两个乒乓球,炒不热的。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">/ n; r* a* B" K4 O4 U6 F5 v x) S: T
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">一句话出口,立时遭来无数骂声,不过骂是骂,女人们笑得更厉害。我接着说:她叫芙蓉姐姐,咱就整个芙蓉阿姨,或是芙蓉姥姥也行啊。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
' ]( Q# Y) I: _- e </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">女人们听了这话笑得更加厉害了,陈有容说:人家芙蓉姐姐长得好漂亮吧(啥审美观呀,这是),我哪里能和人家比呀!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
9 c; g5 z' F3 N8 z N4 H </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">呵呵。我笑了一声,说:现在网上不流行漂亮,流氓燕你知道吧,奇丑无比,人家在天涯上裸照一贴,立马就红了,结果怎么样?还出书,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">还签售。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">MD</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">不戴墨镜不敢上街呀,名人,就怕被粉丝认出来!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">5 ]# C) B* U$ i* a# y4 H/ D( v; I
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我才不会贴裸照呢?陈有容说。我听了觉得好笑,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">不就是在吹牛嘛,居然还搞得当真了似的。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">; l# l, P/ L; O* J; n/ |4 s
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">不贴也行!我又说:要不我们这样炒。我去</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> OP</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">发个贴,名字叫《我勾引了公司里的一个巨乳熟妇》,标明了绝对真实,而且把你的资料片片什么的往上一放,不出三天,绝对能被</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> OP</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">们顶出个超级强贴出来。到时候贴子火了,媒体都会跟进的,什么</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">XX</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">日报,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">XX</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">晚报,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">XX</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">周末的都会专版报道。等那时候就有出版社找咱们了,咱们就出</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">TNND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">几本书,大赚版税,搞不好能发家致富哦</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~~~ </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">周静因为刚被我说她是两个乒乓球,所以很不爽,这时候就道:你以为你是谁呀?你要会炒的话,先把自己炒热了再说。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
, |8 M& L8 J, B5 H4 [# G </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我靠!我说:你以为我骗你们呀!老子随便瞎编了一个和女同事被困在电梯里的贴子,在</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> OP</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">几天点击五万多次了。说的时候,眼光往白琳那儿望了去。白琳正看着我,见我的眼光飘过去,立时扭开头。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">. Z+ M) L5 M1 C7 y" K8 _- _$ @
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我远远地看见她脸红了,心中不由得大乐。又加了句:我那贴子可是写的异常香艳的哟,少儿不宜!话还没说完,已是引来嘘声一片。那边的白琳则更是连耳根都红透了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
: y7 W U. L. f* z/ @# z </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[60</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">隔天的早上,去楼上业务部办事,是和白琳一起。坐电梯上到</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">8</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼的时候,就只剩下我们两人了。于是气氛一下子变得暖味起来。我忽然想起了那天我们被困在电梯里的情形。望一眼白琳,她的神情极不自然,似乎在害怕着什么一样。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
7 a& l1 N' h j+ a </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我盯着她的小脸看了一忽儿,突然说:你说这回电梯还会不会故障呀?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, F$ m% X" w" p0 T, L e
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">白琳像是被我吓了一跳,猛地一惊,但却并不言声。一副你在说什么呀的可恶表情。我不由在心中暗靠了一下。办完事后,往楼下,居然还是只有我们两个在电梯里。电梯下到快七楼的时候,白琳突然小声地问我:你不会真的把那晚的事发在网上了吧?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">$ C# \( U% C3 B! H* u
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">什么事?我心中大喜(这可是白琳第一次跟我提那件事呀,看来她还真被偶唬住了),嘴上却装傻充愣:是哪晚?我们曾有过一晚吗?这句话说完刚好电梯到五楼,我径直出了电梯,把满脸通红的白琳留在了电梯里。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
/ h. R5 K. L3 \6 j( q1 L/ K </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[61</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">回到办公室,心情那是相当的舒坦。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,女人啊女人,我还以为你真的忘了我呢?原来你还记得我们曾经一起被困在过电梯里呀!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
% c4 o5 P2 ?4 v# l, w </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">正爽着,忽然收到个短信。打开一看,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">MD</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,是以前的同学发过来的。一黄段子,就是那个大象笑骆驼咪咪长在背上,骆驼笑大象</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">JB</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">长在脸上,然后它们一起笑蛇脸长在</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">JB</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">上的笑话。我一来是心情好,二来这个笑话也实在是经典,当时笑得差点儿没岔气。于是就在组群里面找,准备把短信发给骡子。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
0 A( @# m/ G1 Z& Z </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我的电话薄中的联系人是按拼音排的,骡子是</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">L</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,蒋楠是</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">J</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,刚好挨着。结果我一不小心,把这个黄段子发到蒋楠的手机里去了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
- O1 u4 Q s4 F( V </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">短信发出去后我才发觉不对,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">MD</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,一看发件箱的号码,老子差点儿没吐出血来。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,完了,这下子可真不知道要怎么死了!来这里半个月,早就听说蒋楠这个人不简单,据传她有台湾人的背景(偶们公司是和台湾人合资的),在总公司里都是十分的霸道嚣张。这次偶居然胆敢把黄短信发到她的手机里,那肯定是要死翘翘的啦</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">搞不好会被开除的,最起码也会被她从采购部踢出去。靠!我刚和女人有了一点进展,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,这下又黄了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~~~ </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">心里正怕得不行,蒋楠的办公室门开,然后她的声音在偶耳边响了起来:小赵,你进来一下!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">5 X, s- \+ z3 t2 \
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我一听之下险些儿晕过去,妈的妈我的姥姥,姥姥的姥姥我的太姥姥,这次一不小心摸了蒋楠的老虎屁股,她会怎么样整我呢?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">: j2 C; u8 P5 I
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[62</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">):</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">妈的,人要是倒起霉来,喝凉水都塞牙,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,发个短信都能惹出杀生大祸。此时我早已经没有了刚才的舒爽精神,先在心里把给我发短信的那个老同学的祖宗十八代操了一遍,然后才颤颤兢兢地起立。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
# H6 F9 \: m' q' X+ j3 d6 B( b </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">正准备往蒋楠的办公室去,冷不妨见到白琳也回来了。她的小脸还有些红,瞧样子刚才被我臊得不轻。她进来后往我这边望了一眼,刚好我也在望她。不知怎的,这回目光接触,竟有些舍不得分离的感觉了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">" S4 m. _( Q4 [1 H' o
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我盯着白琳美得让人窒息的脸,差点儿没哭出来:女人,再见了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~~~~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">想着自己费尽心思终于来到白琳身边,而且勾引她的业务也似乎就要展开了,没想到一失手成千古恨,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,偶以后再也不敢乱发黄短信了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> u% s5 j* @9 Q( U
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">好半天才收拾好心情,把咬一牙,心说:</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,要死脚一蹬,这蒋楠该不会真的因为一条黄色短信,就把偶这样一个大好青年给开除了吧!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">2 H" Z7 q( u8 B3 C# _
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[63</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">蒋楠的办公室离偶的位置也不过十来步的距离,可是偶走过去,却像是经历了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">N</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">长的时间。每跨出一步,我就觉得我和白琳的好事完蛋了一分。每跨出一步,我就感到蒋楠的杀气逼近了一分。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
|# k6 j4 z# Q( w: [ </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">终于,</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">NND</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">,终于到了蒋楠的办公室门前。我平复一下心情,伸手敲门。咚咚咚,每一下声响都像是在击打我的心脏。然后蒋楠的声音从里面传出:进来!话声透着她一惯的冷峻。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
, x2 j z7 @" h6 g6 V t. H& C+ d2 } </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">听见蒋楠的声音,我的心更加拧成了一团。我几乎是应声滚进蒋楠的办公室的。进了办公室,偷眼瞟了一下蒋楠,见她神情和往常一样冷淡,看不出是喜是怒。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
1 l+ [0 R9 X' ~: m </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">蒋总。我说了声:您找我有什么事吗?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">! `' c9 O6 ~ m3 \8 K' B- L; w; v& f
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[64</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">在进蒋楠的办公室之前,我已经充分估计了可能发生的各种状况。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
1 t* F! ^, l8 Q/ s% m </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">状况一:</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
! K; L1 r# L8 N; T" c) I" k </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">小赵!蒋楠一脸杀气地问:你每天上班都在做什么?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">/ A7 m- e) W5 \1 l' ^& C$ E5 x. S; O
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">工作呀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">偶胆颤心惊地回答。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">9 T; X7 ?3 b' x4 Z( Q2 @& P# N D
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">哼!刚你是不是在发短信?公司请你来不是让你每天乱发短信的,你每个月拿那么多薪水,就是这样工作的吗?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">9 t! K2 k! z. I6 [* r
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">蒋总!我……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, r! U3 X' X. O$ w
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">哼!你现在已经被解雇了。你可以在保安的监视下拿走你的私人物品,出去!!!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3 p _/ c) L/ \5 @) s4 G9 g
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">(这是最有可能的状况。她不会点出我给她发了色情短消息,要不她领导的面子何在?她只会另找一个理由把我炒掉</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~~~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">)</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
- X u. K% B6 m% T# { </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">状况二:</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
0 `5 M: s9 L8 V. E </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">小赵!蒋楠笑里藏刀地问:你挺喜欢发黄短信,是不是啊?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">/ Q$ F4 g0 H* M; j
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">是……不,不是……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
2 ~$ }! [8 O P% g9 e; N </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">呵呵!你知不知道发黄短信可是违法行为哦,那可是传播淫秽信息罪哦</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">蒋总!我……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
! n: Q) \% M' ^/ b </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">呵呵!我刚才已经报警了,你可以保持缄默,不过你所说的话将会成为呈堂证供……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">: r! _. k3 M- n# V, O
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">(这种可能应该不大吧,偶应该不会被</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">CJSS</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">逮捕归案吧</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">)</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
! R9 f4 @3 m( I7 E </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">状况三:</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">) Y. Q" V; s( s( |9 T: _1 S
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">小赵!蒋楠暖昧地问:你刚才发的短信很好笑啊!我很喜欢哦。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
( ?; u5 B5 |# i </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">是吗?我又惊又喜。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">" |# }; g+ _, ? F" Y' t+ c; j
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">然后,蒋楠说:大象的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">JJ</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">长在脸上,那你的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">JJ</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">长在哪里?能不能给姐姐看一下下?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
# }5 G! |$ s6 {- R$ [% F1 r </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">蒋总!我……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, g( t7 A9 ^1 h$ b$ O
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">别不好意思嘛!你不是觉得我长得很像武藤兰吗?要不,我让你先看看我的那里,好不好?</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"># M: k' |5 i& u! R
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">(当然了,这是不可能滴</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">)</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">: d& `9 D6 A9 E' x4 P3 J# X
</font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">[65</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">]</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">:</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">小赵!蒋楠望了我一眼,神色如常地说:明天我要去上海总公司开个会,你和我一起去吧!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
! d0 f1 g9 ^/ U( w* O </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">什么?我万也没想到蒋楠会说出这么一句话来。我的心里有点儿发瞢:该不是听错了吧!</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
" m% q4 |' O$ r' N7 Z3 f </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">怎么?蒋楠见我不说话,接着道:你不想去?是不是正在谈恋爱,不想和女朋友分开呀。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
3 x4 E1 S7 k" D; F! N </font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">不,不是!我这才确定自己没听错,急忙说。(靠!能和老总一起出差,那可是难得的机遇呀!)</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">0 I, h+ s: F) e
</font></span></p><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">嗯。蒋楠点了一下头,说:你晚上回家准备下,明天我们一起走。</span> |